Arts & Entertainment Niners Coach Jim Harbaugh Makes Fun Of Tender California Feelings Though he hails from a God forsaken area in the Midwest—presumably from some unsettling oddity like Kentucky, Michigan, or Orinda—49ers coach Jim Harbaugh had some radical words for Californians' sensitive feelings.
Arts & Entertainment Heavily Sacked Alex Smith Receives Free Condoms Niners Quarterback Alex Smith was sacked a painful 44 times before his season came to an end last Sunday, which means Smith gets the honor of being the Most Sacked Quarterback in the
SF News Concussion-Prone Kyle Williams Targeted By Giants In the aftermath of Sunday's NFC Championship loss, some press statements from Giants players are suggesting that unfortunate fumbler Kyle Williams was targeted from early in the game because of his known history
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: Our Season Comes To A Heartbreaking End (By Daisy Barringer) It's 11:15 a.m. as I write. I am hiding under my down comforter, wishing it were raining outside, unable to force myself out of bed, wondering why it
SF News Guy Threatens Kyle Williams' Life On Twitter Over Niners Loss Kyle Williams is a legend. But probably not the kind he wanted to be. After his two fumbles (among other things) cost the Niners Sunday's NFC game, he'll go down (however briefly) as
SF News Alas, San Francisco 49ers Won't Head To Super Bowl During a suspenseful game that went into overtime, the New York Giants beat the San Francisco 49ers 20-17 for the NFC Championship title. This means that, sadly, SF won't advance to the Super
SF News Soggy Candlestick Prepares For 49ers-Giants NFC Championship A stormy day hasn't kept fans from cheering on the San Francisco 49ers today. All across San Francisco, residents are sporting an abnormal amount of red, white, or gold. Rightfully so. The 49ers
Arts & Entertainment Fuzzy New York Columnist Calls San Francisco Fans "Soft" Today in cross-country smacktalk, New York Daily News columnist Filip Bondy just comes right out and says what's on his mind: "San Francisco 49er's fans are soft." After the vitriol that came out
Arts & Entertainment Niners Preview: Get Gone, NY Giants (By Daisy Barringer) You know how sometimes when you get what you want it doesn't feel real? Like, you're in a fog or a dream or underwater? That is exactly what has happened
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Joe Staley & Vernon Davis Sing Adele Pause what you're doing and please enjoy as honey-throated 49ers O-lineman Joe Staley and soft-handed tight end Vernon Davis serenade you with their take on Adele's "Someone Like You". (The U.K.'s
Arts & Entertainment 'Sports Illustrated' 49ers Cover Looks Similar To Gay Sex On today's edition of Homosexualizing the 49ers, we take a look at this week's cover of Sports Illustrated. Chortle. It looks like they're totally doing it. And before you come down on us
SF News Jed York's Twitter Ticket Giveaway Winner Watched The Niners While His Wife Gave Birth Meet Vince Cava, the lucky winner of Jed York's Twitter ticket giveaway sweepstakes contest-thing. After apparently setting up a twitter account for the express purpose of tweeting at the Niners President and CEO,
Arts & Entertainment City Hall Goes Red & Gold In honor of the Niners current playoff run, San Francisco city hall lit up in a wash of Red and Gold lights tonight. Local photographer The Tens captured this lovely shot of the
Arts & Entertainment N.Y. Giants Safety Taunts Vernon Davis, Uses The Word 'Jelling' The cross-country words are flying in the lead up to the Sunday's NFC Championship game. Giants safety Antrel Rolle, specifically, had some words for game winning catch-maker and 7x7 cover model Vernon Davis.
Arts & Entertainment Photo: 49ers Drink 'Homo' Milk In Locker Room Circa 1951 Today's Niners gem comes from What's On The 6th Floor, the blog for the San Francisco History Center and Book Arts and Special Collections. And what a collection it is. This week they
Arts & Entertainment Five Things That Make Someone A 49ers Bandwagoner Now that the San Francisco 49ers could very well land in the Super Bowl this year, we have witnessed flagrant instances of blatant sports fandom popping up all over the city. From overhearing
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Applebee's Gutbomb May Save The Life Of Georgia Shooting Victim Chris Middleton, the California man who recently moved to Georgia only to be shot in the stomach after cheering on the Niners at a Duluth-area Applebee's on Saturday, remained in critical condition yesterday
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, In Alex Smith's Arms... Chemistry skyrocketed into the stratosphere and inhibitions went missing for good as Adonis-like 49ers quarterback Alex Smith consoled and caressed New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees after Saturday's emotional NFL divisional playoff. The
Arts & Entertainment Jed York Wants To Give You Tickets To the NFC Championship Game Although tickets don't go on sale until Wednesday, twitter-friendly Niners President and CEO Jed York wants to make sure one lucky member of the faithful gets a seat at the NFC Championship game.
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF's Emotional Win Over The Saints (By Daisy Barringer) For the record, I'm not much of a crier. I mean, sure, I well up during Grey's Anatomy each week, but that's basically required of all good, red-blooded Americans. I'm
SF News Two Niners Fans Shot Outside Georgia Applebee's In Georgia, two Niners fans taking in Saturday's Niners victory at a Duluth-area Applebee's became victims of some unnecessary violence when a disgruntled Saints fan reportedly took offense to their excitement and opened
Arts & Entertainment Video: Bailey's 49ers Anthem 'Who's Got It Better' With the 49ers on the weighing heavily on the hearts of San Franciscans and other Bay Area ilk, it's high time for a rousing musical interlude, yes? Yes. And who better to bring
SF News Niners Playoffs Preview: Smiting The Saints, Let's Do This (By Daisy Barringer) It all comes down to this. 49ers fans have waited almost ten years for this game. Ever since the 49ers heart-breaking loss to Tampa Bay in the divisional game in
SF News Daisy Does The Niners: 34-27 New Year's Day Victory (By Daisy Barringer) Free Life Lesson: If your favorite football team is playing at 10 a.m. on New Year's Day, consider going to bed at 3:30 a.m. instead of refilling
SF News Pro Bowl Picks Boatload Of Niners Seeing as how some of us are, admittedly, those sort of default Niners fans whose experience with the team is mostly limited to that one game we got free tickets to*, we went
