A package thief in Bernal Heights has landed on the perfect neighborhood camouflage for her crime: A stroller and a dog.
The thief was caught on camera stealing a package from a stoop on Bennington Street according to NBC Bay Area, blending right in to her surroundings of the family neighborhood nickname "Maternal Heights. " Along streets like Cortland Avenue, you're likely to get looks if you AREN'T pushing a stroller.
Don't mistake Bernal for paradise: "We are tired of stuff happening on our block," Ilan Jacob, the victim of the crime, told NBC. "We talk to neighbors and they've had cars broken into. Another neighbor had stuff stolen."
Jacob noticed the thief on his surveillance camera and is hoping someone will identify her. His wife, Ausra Shtarka is particularly disappointed at the woman's choice of costume. "You feel certain things toward a woman with baby carriage, so it was disappointing," Shtarka said.
Someone may want to consider the poop-in-a-package trick sometime soon? It's the local, customary way of saying, "We're on to you."
Related: Photo Du Jour: Bernal Rock Becomes Poop Emoji
via NBC Bay Area