- Fun story: A man by the name of Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop has been arrested in Washington State. His not-that-funny crime: Allegedly assaulting two police officers at a college. Also, yes, before you ask, he changed his name to that, naturally. [DailyMail]
- No one wants alleged abuser Gurbaksh Chahal’s nouveau riche penthouse which was the spot where video reportedly showed him kicking and hitting his girlfriend, that is, until he paid Willie Brown to consult on his case, and the evidence was deemed inadmissible. [SocketSite]
- Thanks for keeping us safe from nuclear radiation with your helicopter in the Richmond, Department of Homeland Security’s Domestic Nuclear Detection Office! [Richmond District Blog]
- Elected officials are announcing their formal opposition to BART’s proposed bond measure. [ABC7]
- The SFPD isn’t charging the NFL a dime for escorting players all Super Bowl week. [Weekly]
- All about the last Supervisorial meeting, wherein the Board voted to require safer storage of firearms left in vehicles and close Alamo Square temporarily for renovations. [Ex, Chron]
- Mark 'Zuck' Zuckerberg is now the 4th richest person in the world. [Business Times]
- Freelance videographer Michael Reiner talked to some of San Francisco's homeless people, as did [ABC7]. Watch both. "They've made us move so many times," one man says, "Am I gonna be put in a truck and taken somewhere?" ask another. [SFGate]
- Speaking of which, local drag queens walked among the masses, distributing aid in "Tent City." [Mission Local]
- Twitter announced updates to make it easier for logged out users to use their website. Next, they'll address harassment, of course. Next. [TechCrunch]
- [Business Insider] takes up the case of David Brenkus, the Duboce Triangle tenant who's become a symbol of rent control.
