With stations like KTVU reporting live at the scene, don't be surprised to find Claudine Wong in your face as the checker bags your condoms, okra, and 2-for-1 enema packs.

And if you see a very cute gal giving the camera a "Are you fucking taping me right now?" look on the local news tonight, well, that's your very own SFist Deborah. Wink.

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