ABC has the season premieres of "Desperate Housewives" at 9 pm. and "Brothers & Sisters" at 10 p.m., two shows we tend to watch just because there's nothing else on Sundays that we really care about. Dana Delaney is set to move into the neighborhood on "Desperate Housewives," and if she's not packing a trunk full of secrets, she's chosen the wrong suburb. On "Brothers & Sisters," the brother who had to go back and fight in Iraq will be coming home. Of course, if sisters ran the world we wouldn't have any goddamn wars to begin with!

Last, and most definitely least, is the season premiere of "American Dad" on Fox at 9:30 p.m.