For those of you who don't care what happens to Pam and Jim:

-- 49ers Fan Night: Biggest 49ers fan ever, Bevan Dufty, invites you to celebrate football. In the Castro. 49ers alumni stars will be present, and Gold Rush cheerleaders will be on hand to sign calendars. In the Castro. Sounds like a homerun kind of night! Goes from 7 p.m.-9 p.m. at Mix, 4086 - 18th Street (at Castro); free.

-- Circle, Triclops!, Assemble Head in Sunburst Sound: Experimental rock, rock, metal rock, psychedelic rock, and Finish rock abound! Starting at 9 p.m. at Bottom of the Hill, 1233 - 17th Street; $10-$12.

-- Terminator 2: Judgment Day: The robot develops feelings. Aw. Thumbs up to you too, Arnold! Starts at 9:10 p.m. at the Castro Theatre, Castro & Market Streets; $6-$9.

-- Candye Kane: Jazzy blues singer/sex activist or bluesy jazz singer/sex activist? You make the call tonight at 8 p.m. at Biscuits & Blues, 401 Mason (at Geary); $12.50.


Alex Smith image: "Courtesy photo"