-- "Hold Yr Horses": Vowel dismissive DJ Rchrd Oh?! spins electro, no wave, '80s, '90s, hip hop, disco punk, synth pop, and more tonight at this TL dive bar's gipster club night. Music goes from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. at Aunt Charlie's Lounge, 133 Turk; $3.

-- Mahjong: Drop In and Play: Amos 'n' Andy, mahjong and platinum hair, but...oh, pardon us. We got carried away into song thinking about playing this fun and exciting game. Happens every Tuesday from 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. at the Jewish Community Center of San Francisco, 3200 California (at Presidio); free.

-- They Shoot Horses Don't They?: No, not Jane Fonda's wonderful 1969 take-me-serious-as-an-actress film, but a Vancouver sextet. Neutral Milk Hotel-y cries SF Weekly! They perform with the Fucking Ocean (hey!) tonight at Hemlock Tavern, 1131 Polk (at Post); $6.