SFist is the first to admit that we subscribe to a sh**load of magazines. The upside of this is tons of fun reading for the N Judah, gym, and plane ride. The downside is the crazy amount of promotional email we get from our various pubs. (Yes, we've tried the "unsubscribe" option at the bottom of all of these email. No, it doesn't work.) Check out this email we got to some random yahoo account we think we gave to Vogue after setting it up to respond to a missed connection we though might be us. Turns out it wasn't, but we didn't want to waste the email address, and so, Vogue.

Here it is:

from the orange carpet to the orange catwalk
join us for a runway fashion show with special guests
from television's hottest reality shows.

Special appearance by Heidi Bressler and Katrina Campins from NBC's
"The Apprentice," Extreme athlete Johnny Moseley and Jesse Metcalf
from ABC's "Desperate Housewives."

wednesday, october 6
7:00-9:00 pm

bambuddha Lounge
601 Eddy Street
San Francisco

Please RSVP to 866.467.2344

Invitation is non-transferable. Must be 21 or over to attend.

Continuing out fine tradition of exasperation with press releases, we feel compelled to comment.

vogue and cointreau(r)
invite you for an evening of Cointreauversial(tm) Style.