SF News BART Tests 'Enzyme Misting System' To Neutralize Persistent Elevator Pee Stank Daily BART riders such as Sunday Parker, who rely on the system's spotty, sometimes unpleasant elevator service had good news last month: The transit agency announced plans to coat elevator floors with a
SF News BART Spends $340K To Pee-Proof Elevators For many people, BART elevators are something to be avoided — even if they do happen to be working. For others, they're a necessary means of accessing the public transit that we all depend
SF News Day Around The Bay: Public Urination Argument Leads To Beating Follow SFist on Twitter and Instagram, and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you — sign up here. Fisherman's Wharf should be swamped tonight, but not with
Arts & Entertainment Video: Cloud Of Urine-Covered Dirt Rises In Golden Gate Park Basically the only fully fenced off dog park on San Francisco's west side, the Golden Gate Park dog run just off 38th Avenue and Fulton Street is well-used by both professional dog walkers
SF News Three-Story-Tall Lamp Post Collapses Onto Occupied Car, Urine To Blame According to San Francisco's Public Utilities Commission, a lamp post that toppled over and nearly crushed a driver had been terminally compromised by a most deadly combination: human and dog urine. KTVU reports
SF News New Feces Map Helps City Launch Mobile Toilet Brigade In Tenderloin The Chronicle simply loves to cover the poop beat. After giving us a bunch of handy street-feces statistics back in May, they're back today with a new human-feces map of the Tenderloin that
SF News State Water Usage Rules To Cause Feces Crisis On S.F. Streets? Will your walk to work this summer become like a fun video game in which you have to side-step and hop over piles of poop and puddles of urine? The city of S.
SF News San Francisco's Feces-Covered Streets By The Numbers 1: The number of blocks St. George Alley, aka "San Francisco's Filthiest Alley" runs Once: The number of times San Francisco's Department of Public Works manages to clean St. George Alley per week,
SF News Man Assaulted For Peeing On Carpet A 20-year-old man ended up in the hospital Saturday afternoon after using another man's carpet in lieu of the bathroom. The Lebowskian crime scene occurred on Matthew Court in the Bayview, where the
Arts & Entertainment The Dodgers Peed In The Diamondbacks' Pool Because The Dodgers Are Gross Noted as one of the most spiritually damaged teams in MLB history, the Los Angeles Dodgers furthered their reputation by (allegedly, but probably) pissing in the Diamondbacks' pool after clinching the NL West
SF News Fan Trying To Pee On Other Fans Arrested At Candlestick More bad behavior unveiled itself at Candlestick Park on Sunday. During the Niners victorious opening game, a (presumably intoxicated) man was pinched by stadium fuzz for trying to pee on other fans. SF
SF News Jury Acquits Man in Snickers Theft, Air Fresher Assault, Urine Intimidation Case Tamara Barak Aparton, current Communications and Policy Assistant with the San Francisco Public Defender’s Office, writes the best crime press releases. Take, for example, the case of residential motel resident Willie Smith,
SF News Porta Potties Coming Permanently to Dolores Park! Well, everyone, this is our last, pre-renovation summer of Dolores Park fun (how fenced off it will be by next summer remains uncertain), but the good folks at Dolores Park Works are claiming
SF News Bay to Breakers Runners Use Tehama Street as Toilet While known as a problem in the Panhandle or Richmond District, a few of this year's Bay to Breakers participants were notably thoughtless in South of Market, using the 400 block of Tehama
misc What's Going On Here, Golden Shower Fantasy Come True? Hmm. Interesting. OK. While we know we're supposed to chide this guy for peeing on a building - a federal building, no less! - we also see that the gentleman above is, well,
Arts & Entertainment Vandalism Report Card: High Art Toilet Humor One of the federal buildings in the Tenderloin is thoughtlessly tagged with some thoughtful graffiti. According to livinintheloin: I live right on UN Plaza, so my walk to the BART hole is a
