SF News Santa Clara 49ers Stadium Ground Breaking Breaks SF Hearts "How is everyone celebrating #groundbreaking eve?" 49ers owner Jed York tweeted on Wednesday. Not the greatest move, especially for some San Francisco fans still reeling from their team's move down south. In addition
SF News Awkward Tweet Alert: Jed York Welcomes Back Alex Smith Huh. This is awkward. Now that no other team wanted to sign Alex Smith, just like SFist's own Daisy Barringer predicted, and the 49ers tried (unsuccessfully) to woo Peyton Manning, Smith resigned from
SF News 49er Arrested For DUI Possibly still crestfallen over the Niners' NFC loss, 22-year-old rookie defensive end Aldon Smith was arrested on DUI charges Saturday morning in Miami. According to the Sacramento Bee, the wasted 49er was swerving
Arts & Entertainment Video: Boy Cries Because 49ers Won't Play In Super Bowl SFist's Daisy Barringer has stiff competition in the mourning game after little Johnny here shed tears of sorrow and confusion after the 49ers lost Sunday's NFC Championship game to New York. Is this
Arts & Entertainment Niners Coach Jim Harbaugh Makes Fun Of Tender California Feelings Though he hails from a God forsaken area in the Midwest—presumably from some unsettling oddity like Kentucky, Michigan, or Orinda—49ers coach Jim Harbaugh had some radical words for Californians' sensitive feelings.
Arts & Entertainment Heavily Sacked Alex Smith Receives Free Condoms Niners Quarterback Alex Smith was sacked a painful 44 times before his season came to an end last Sunday, which means Smith gets the honor of being the Most Sacked Quarterback in the
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: Our Season Comes To A Heartbreaking End (By Daisy Barringer) It's 11:15 a.m. as I write. I am hiding under my down comforter, wishing it were raining outside, unable to force myself out of bed, wondering why it
SF News Guy Threatens Kyle Williams' Life On Twitter Over Niners Loss Kyle Williams is a legend. But probably not the kind he wanted to be. After his two fumbles (among other things) cost the Niners Sunday's NFC game, he'll go down (however briefly) as
SF News Alas, San Francisco 49ers Won't Head To Super Bowl During a suspenseful game that went into overtime, the New York Giants beat the San Francisco 49ers 20-17 for the NFC Championship title. This means that, sadly, SF won't advance to the Super
SF News Soggy Candlestick Prepares For 49ers-Giants NFC Championship A stormy day hasn't kept fans from cheering on the San Francisco 49ers today. All across San Francisco, residents are sporting an abnormal amount of red, white, or gold. Rightfully so. The 49ers
Arts & Entertainment Fuzzy New York Columnist Calls San Francisco Fans "Soft" Today in cross-country smacktalk, New York Daily News columnist Filip Bondy just comes right out and says what's on his mind: "San Francisco 49er's fans are soft." After the vitriol that came out
Arts & Entertainment Niners Preview: Get Gone, NY Giants (By Daisy Barringer) You know how sometimes when you get what you want it doesn't feel real? Like, you're in a fog or a dream or underwater? That is exactly what has happened
Arts & Entertainment Another Rad 49ers Anthem: Ashkon 'Niners In Paris' Behold! Another choice anthem about the San Francisco 49ers, "Niners in Paris" by Ashkon. The song spreads tukhus-shaking grooviness to and for while giving it up for the Niners. According to D Wizzle's
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Joe Staley & Vernon Davis Sing Adele Pause what you're doing and please enjoy as honey-throated 49ers O-lineman Joe Staley and soft-handed tight end Vernon Davis serenade you with their take on Adele's "Someone Like You". (The U.K.'s
Arts & Entertainment 'Sports Illustrated' 49ers Cover Looks Similar To Gay Sex On today's edition of Homosexualizing the 49ers, we take a look at this week's cover of Sports Illustrated. Chortle. It looks like they're totally doing it. And before you come down on us
SF News Jed York's Twitter Ticket Giveaway Winner Watched The Niners While His Wife Gave Birth Meet Vince Cava, the lucky winner of Jed York's Twitter ticket giveaway sweepstakes contest-thing. After apparently setting up a twitter account for the express purpose of tweeting at the Niners President and CEO,
Arts & Entertainment City Hall Goes Red & Gold In honor of the Niners current playoff run, San Francisco city hall lit up in a wash of Red and Gold lights tonight. Local photographer The Tens captured this lovely shot of the
Arts & Entertainment N.Y. Giants Safety Taunts Vernon Davis, Uses The Word 'Jelling' The cross-country words are flying in the lead up to the Sunday's NFC Championship game. Giants safety Antrel Rolle, specifically, had some words for game winning catch-maker and 7x7 cover model Vernon Davis.
Arts & Entertainment Photo: 49ers Drink 'Homo' Milk In Locker Room Circa 1951 Today's Niners gem comes from What's On The 6th Floor, the blog for the San Francisco History Center and Book Arts and Special Collections. And what a collection it is. This week they
Arts & Entertainment Five Things That Make Someone A 49ers Bandwagoner Now that the San Francisco 49ers could very well land in the Super Bowl this year, we have witnessed flagrant instances of blatant sports fandom popping up all over the city. From overhearing
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, In Alex Smith's Arms... Chemistry skyrocketed into the stratosphere and inhibitions went missing for good as Adonis-like 49ers quarterback Alex Smith consoled and caressed New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees after Saturday's emotional NFL divisional playoff. The
Arts & Entertainment Jed York Wants To Give You Tickets To the NFC Championship Game Although tickets don't go on sale until Wednesday, twitter-friendly Niners President and CEO Jed York wants to make sure one lucky member of the faithful gets a seat at the NFC Championship game.
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF's Emotional Win Over The Saints (By Daisy Barringer) For the record, I'm not much of a crier. I mean, sure, I well up during Grey's Anatomy each week, but that's basically required of all good, red-blooded Americans. I'm
SF News 49ers Local Fanbase Grows As They Head To NFC Championship Your SFist editor is no football fan. Not in the slightest. We leave the pigskin talk to Daisy Barringer. However, while sipping a smug cocktail at a bar on Valencia Street in the
Arts & Entertainment Video: Bailey's 49ers Anthem 'Who's Got It Better' With the 49ers on the weighing heavily on the hearts of San Franciscans and other Bay Area ilk, it's high time for a rousing musical interlude, yes? Yes. And who better to bring
