Arts & Entertainment Watch This Knucklehead Fondle SF's Corpse Flower, Pose For Photo San Francisco's corpse flower is a pretty big deal, and rightfully so: The rare Amorphophallus titanum growing at our Conservatory of Flowers only blooms for a day every three or four years. Like
Arts & Entertainment 'We Could Give A F**k, We Are Rich,' Say Late-Arriving Super Bowl 50 Fans Paid $14K for #SB50 tickets, arrived late: “We could give a f—. We are rich.” @SamWhitingSF https://t.co/GGzjdDsKxo pic.twitter.com/WoQLwpcfya— Trapper Byrne (@trapperbyrne) February 8, 2016 Meet Dr. Juergen
SF News Sean Parker Faerie Wedding Trashes Big Sur Campground According to The Atlantic, Internet rich person Sean Parker's $10 million faerie fantasy wedding took its toll on more than our credulity and forebearance. Unpermitted preparations for the wedding also trashed an ecologically-sensitive
Arts & Entertainment Predictable Gay-Bashing Tweets From Angry Cardinal Fans Another reason to celebrate the Giants clinching the pennant? Upsetting these few St. Louis fans who, after watching the Cardinals lose Game 7 of NLCS 9-0, took to Twitter to spread bile at
SF News Parking Meters Will Cost Money Tomorrow Because SFMTA Hates America Keep an eye on the where you park your car while celebrating America's Birthday tomorrow: as the Examiner reminds us today, SFMTA hasn't considered the Fourth of July a meter-free holiday since 2009.
SF News Elderly Woman Attacked In Golden Gate Park For Scolding Bothersome Youth An 82-year-old woman landed in the hospital with a life-threatening head injury after a 40-something jerk pushed her to the ground near Stow Lake in Golden Gate Park on Friday. According to police,
Arts & Entertainment Someone Abandoned These Caged Guinea Pigs Out In The Sun Whomever left this family of caged guinea pigs out in the sun today unattended at Octavia and Fulton, we hope you enjoy spending eternity roasting in the lower rungs of Hell. Jerk. The
Arts & Entertainment AT&T Park Etiquette For New Giants Fans Friend of SFist Sally Kuchar, Curbed SF editor and lifelong Giants fan, and you very own SFist editor recently bemoaned early-season fans' behavior at AT&T Park. Kuchar points, of course, were
SF News Awful Drunk Driver Flips SUV On Muni Tracks Drunk drivers. They're even worse than teenagers. Take, for example, an apparently drunk driver who, after crashing into several parked cars near Polk and Broadway, flipped his penismobile onto the Muni trolly tracks
SF News What's Going On Here, Philadelphia? We have nothing but love for cheesesteak sandwiches, Tastykakes, and Phillyist editor Jill Ivey (Hi, Jill!), but we've got nothing but stabby hate for a few Phillies fans this morning. You'll notice in
