misc Hacker Hits Electronic Sign at Lincoln <s>Blvd</s> This Morning We have no idea what's going on here, exactly, but it sure looks exciting!
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Google SF Office Parties In the U.S.A. For woefully explicable reasons, the fine folks at the San Francisco Google office yanked their brilliant lipsynch video set to Miley Cyrus' ode to a celebratory modern America -- which is, arguably, one
SF News Car Thief Steals Vehicle To Get To Auto-Theft Trial Now this? Is our kind of criminal. With no way to get to his auto-theft trial in Vallejo, tenacious Oakland resident Samuel George Botchvaroff did what comes naturally to him: he stole a
SF News KREV 92.7 FM Gets Homophobic In the Mornings Radio station 92.7, once a gay-friendly station brimming with synthetic beats, was bought by new owners in September. Said new owners fired most of the staff and talent, replacing them with, for
SF News Gov. Schwarzenegger to Tom Ammiano & SF: F*ck You The fine folks over at SFBG did a little sleuthing over Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's recent vetoing of Assemblymember Tom Ammiano's AB 1176, a simple bill that involved the Port of San Francisco and
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink "Please Don't <s>Eat</s> Feed the Pigeons" Found at Geary and Fillmore, Greg Dewar of N Judah Chronicles came across this bilingual, demanding sign that asks you to not cook and eat San Francisco's pigeons. Always a good reminder, we
SF News TMZ Reveals Maria Shriver's Illegal Activities Like a tightly-scrunched walnut, the fine folks at TMZ have cracked the case of California First Lady Maria Shriver's wanton disregard for public safety and that of her own. It seems Shriver was
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: If We Were Gay After succumbing to the joy of a perfectly cut and shared cheeseburger, two men hypothesize the homosexual lifestyle, telling each other what they would do to the other if they were bent. Funny
SF News Cal Marching Band Brutalizes Bystander Brittney Gilbert of Eye On Blogs brings our attention to this little gem: the Cal marching band knocking over an event staff guy at a recent football game. (Also, what's going on with
SF News Naughty Bay Bridge Worker Graffiti Spotted in Hi-Res Photo While the bridge has been shutdown over the Labor Day Weekend, they've been publishing images of their work in progress, using high-resolution photos. Much to our delight. Otherwise, one would never have spotted
misc Whast's Going On Here, Nova? Heh. Also, for reals, you should try their tartar. Most of their menu, actually, is tasty. It's also a pretty good place to get tanked, especially when 21st Amendment is too loud and
SF News San Jose Cops on the Lookout for Muumuu-Wearing Robber A San Jose robber who held up a pay day loan store and a liquor store within a week of each other this past July has successfully and brilliantly eluded police. Witnesses were
misc "All You Need is a Crane" This photo on Curbed seriously made our afternoon. Apparently, a long-time Curbed lurker discovered this rooftop streamliner while doing a building inspection for a housing project in the Tenderloin. Blogger 40Goingon28 confirms it's
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Eat Your Protein Giant Chef Burger, an East Bay restaurant, wants you to know that if you're sitting on their patio and a bug lands on your plate, please enjoy it. It's one of mother nature's
misc Perturbed Windshield Note Will Make You Swoon Found over at 23rd and Guerrero in the Mission district, SFist Cedric found the above love letter stuck on his windshield. He explains, "I found a spot that was literally three inches longer
misc Bay Area Slang Top 100 Check out Rafael Casal's "Bay Area Slang Top 100". Any slang terms Casal missed? [via Eye On Blogs]
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink What's Going On Here, Creepy Beer Face? Oh, don't you "slow news day, huh?" us, dear readers. Not when the face of God (or Our Alien Supreme Commander) is busy inhabiting our microbrews.
misc Start <I>G.I. Joe</I> Frenzy Early With This Amusing Shirt When opens next Friday, wouldn't you like to be wearing this on your chest, making you the envy of Metreon teen goons? Of course you would. It's very clever. And, if anything, t-shirts
misc Anti-Married People Site Amuses, Offends A relatively new site called STFU, Marrieds -- created by a presumably very bitter homosexual, one we would love to have a long liquid lunch with one day -- slams married couples and
misc Create Your Own Map of San Francisco Neighborhoods We adore stuff like this, things that boil down the complicated and tenuous class, race and sociopolitical tapestry of San Francisco into convenient sweeping generalizations. And, which ever rapscallion took a black Sharpie
misc <i>Web Site Story</i>, an Internet Musical See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. We don't know how we missed this for an entire week, but we have to give props to College Humor. This is some true,
misc Beware of Blind, Gargantuan Cyclists Roaming City Streets SFist reader and commenter uggie sent us the above image. It's a newly installed "walk your bike or scooter to the parking area" sign on a city government building parking lot, which is
misc Photo du Jour 321 How you? Rape jokes aren't funny, jerk. Read a whole lot more on it, right here. dare
SF News Carrie Prejean: the Superhero, the Comic Our very favorite "painted whore," Carrie Prejean, the current anti-gay Miss California, has a fun, new comic penned in her honor. With story and lettering by Brian Andersen and art and colors by
