When opens next Friday, wouldn't you like to be wearing this on your chest, making you the envy of Metreon teen goons? Of course you would. It's very clever. And, if anything, t-shirts were made for bon mots and pie charts.

Over at Laughing Squid, we came across this droll, "limited edition G.I. Joe parody t-shirt by Nerduo, printed by Wire & Twine." Order your very own here.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra