Arts & Entertainment Visitacion Valley Gets a ‘Church of Clown,’ a New Venue for Clown Performances and Classes Something funny's going on in Visitacion Valley, where a new venue called Church of Clown is right on the nose with clown troupe performances, and clown classes for both youth and adults.
SF News Security Guards Thwart Armed Creepy Clown Shenanigans At Market Street's Westfield Centre Market Street's troubled Westfield Centre narrowly missed another blow to its reputation Sunday, when mall security guards reportedly thwarted a possible armed robbery by a gang of, I kid you not, men carrying
SF News Local Psychologists Try To Explain Scary Clown Epidemic As Concord Woman Claims Clown Abduction Attempt The baffling and ultimately ridiculous creepy/violent clown trend may be just a twisted hoax gone viral, but it has come to the Bay Area and it's resulted in at least one creepy
SF News Bizarre Scary Clown Trend Hits Fairfield, Prompts Police Response It's hard out there for a clown when merely suggesting that you're coming to a school is enough to provoke a police response. And yet according the Chronicle, that's exactly what happened in
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Behold, SOMA Whole Food's Frightening Sandwich Board We are a regular at the SOMA Whole Foods, but we failed to come across this bit of spookery. Doug Madey (of Ice Tubes), however, did. He writes, "Whole Foods SOMA has the
misc Get Your Creepy Naked Clown Calendar 2009 With a tagline of "Seeking a cure for Multiple Sclerosis, one laugh at a time," you can't mock San Francisco Clown College's Naked Clown Calendar 2009, which they've recently unleashed. While decried by
