With a tagline of "Seeking a cure for Multiple Sclerosis, one laugh at a time," you can't mock San Francisco Clown College's Naked Clown Calendar 2009, which they've recently unleashed. While decried by The Village Voice as a "disappointment," the calendar isn't half bad. (For a truly bizarre moment, check out the video promoting the calendar, which goes from loud clown circus act to off-off-off-off-off Broadway musical in seconds.)
To order your this calendar, go here.
If semi-naked mimes don't do it for you, we direct your attention to the Men on a Mission 2009 calendar, featuring a bushel of barely legal, semi-nude LDS boys. You're welcome.