misc SFBG Gets Its Hair Did Oh wow. No, it looks great. Oh stop, you look wonderful. And you've been due for a change. We love it. No, seriously. Learn to take a compliment. God. But for reals, it's
SF News SF Gate Hacked This Morning In More Ways Than One SF Weekly discovered this morning that the Gate was hacked--specifically, this morning's Mark Morford. OMG, oops. The thing is, it's actually his column, using the hacked tongue. Jesus. Next week's Morford: quality of
misc More Fun On <del>BART</del> MARTA Remember: always keep those cameras rolling, folks. Also, who knew it was daytime? This seems more like nighttime wackiness. Go figure. Update: Someone 10x brighter than us figured out that this takes place
SF News Day Around the Bay Cinco de Mayo at the Knockout, pooping at the Knockout. [ASD] Christian Siriano and his ____ hair seen on Haight Street. [Fashionista] Why would you stop using Craigslist? [Curbed] Protest at Immigration and Customs
SF News Scores and Highlights, "I Lost Game 7 to Meth" Edition (By Joe K.) Some terrible yet highly amusing sports-specific parodies of meth ads. [the great barstoolio] Still not offended? How 'bout some "baby drinking a beer at the ballpark" footage? [Bugs & Cranks]
SF News Breaking: Bomb Threat Reported On South Van Ness Oh my God, we might all blow to bits. Well, some of you in the Mission might, that is. According to Curbed: The bomb squad's on the scene at Van Ness Avenue, between
SF News Newsom Offers $250,000 Reward In Exchange For Terrell Rogers' Murderer(s) Wow. Mayor Gavin Newsom is offering a whopping $250,000 bounty for the head of the person(s) who shot and killed Terrell Rogers in January. If you recall, Rogers, a father and
SF News Santa Rosa Man Assaults Camel On A Dare Seriously, people, stop taunting animals. We don't care if you baste, broil, or bake them, just stop annoying them while they're alive. It's mean. And something only a young serial killer should do.
SF News Topsy Turvy Car Acccident At Van Ness And Lombard Oh my. According to WWT: Just after 7:30 this morning, apparently something happened, and three cars, those I failed to identify, managed to make a Camry flip over! This is the 2nd
SF News Reporter Becomes Story After Western Addition Smash-and-Grab Attack While doing a story on smash-and-grab robberies in the Western Addition, NBC 11 reporter Cheryl Hurd herself became a victim of a smash-and-grab theft. (Cue Morissette.) While waiting in her NBC 11 van,
SF News Day Around the Bay Hey, Fayes Video & Espresso Bar offered free tequila to customers for Cinco de Mayo. Nice! Smear the queer? [SFGate] Culling eggs: worse than you thought. [Noyes] More Medjool hate. [Mission Mission] Potrero
SF News Richmond Hazardous Toluene Spill Update Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water: Initial reports indicated that a very minimal amount of the substance, now confirmed to be Toluene, was able to reach
SF News Hazardous Spill In Richmond Prompts Shelter-In-Place Advisory After someone supposedly stole brass fittings from a chemical company, toluenediamine, a flammable substance that causes irritation by inhalation, was released. Oops. Contra Costa County authorities have asked residents of over 1,500
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight FIESTA, FOREVER: Cinco de Mayo is a holiday honoring "an initial victory of Mexican forces led by General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín over French forces in the Battle of Puebla," according to Wikipedia. And
misc Tweaked Anti-Meth Campaign Posters Gay men and uppers go together like peanut butter and chocolate. It's just the way God wanted it. But that hasn't stopped Joel Schumacher's "I Lost Me to Meth" campaign from saturating San
misc Just What Is Twitter, Anyway? People always asks us this. Old people ask us this, we should say. And usually it comes off more like a statement than a question, so we rarely bite. But when we do,
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Mario Batali and His Crocs at Book Passage Today OK, we're cutting it close here, time-wise. But since it's happening at 4 p.m., it feels inappropriate to stick this SFist Tonight. You see, Mario Batali is appearing at Book Passage in
misc Photo du Jour 116 This is all kinds of genius, here. Why don't we have bicycle lifts installed on every hill in San Francisco? Oh right, because we live in a dangerously litigious city. But still: wow.
SF News Happy Melanoma Monday! The American Academy of Dermatology is launching a new campaign to get girls from 16 to 29 years old (and boys in the same age range who live in district 5) to stop
SF News SFist Blotter Hey, did you know that most gunfire in SF (and everywhere else, we assume) goes unreported? It does. At least according to the Examiner, it doesn't. They report that ShotSpotter--that magic recording device
misc Week Around the Ists Bostonist went to ROFLCon, a semi-academic conference about the internet and its enthusiasms, and ended up with a Brawndo hangover. Seattlest opened the floor to a few local hip-hop artists who were stirring
misc Maker Faire Fun Thinking about going to the Maker Faire? You know, the adult science fair? You should. It's loads of fun. Don't believe us? Check out SFist's partner in binge drinking, the brilliant Nate Halverson
