Seriously, people, stop taunting
animals. We don't care if you baste, broil, or bake them, just stop annoying them while they're alive. It's mean. And something only a young serial killer should do.

Case in point: 24-year-old Christopher Allen was arrested this past weekend after his douchey friend dared him to venture into a restricted part of Six Flags Discovery Kingdom and punch a camel. Which he did. Six Flags authorities promptly arrested the two, but they somehow managed to escape the seamless Six Flags security system.

The fuzz later "found and arrested Allen as well as the driver of the car he was riding in, Chrissy Thatcher," according to CBS 5. No word on the condition of the camel, but we'll assume he or she is recovering nicely.