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• No offense intended toward professional athletes, but it worries me that every single one of them seems more mentally and intellectually capable than the president. [SFist]
• Instagram drops some fall stickers. [Ad Week]
• Artist and teacher trapped in Big Sur takes her teaching online. [SF Gate]
• The SF Giants have expanded their protective netting. [NBC Bay Area]
• [Curbed SF] offers some pedestrian tips.
• Marathons and road races will no longer close the Golden Gate Bridge. [SF Examiner]
• Mountain lion spotted on the UC Berkeley campus. [SF Chronicle]
• Senor jailed over petty theft latest poster child in fight against cash bail. [ABC 7]
• Man allegedly about to shoot up at Powell BART arrested on warrant. [Bay City News]
• The Santa Rosa deputy who shot 13-year-old Andy Lopez has been denied immunity. [Associated Press]
• Oh, whoopsie, controversial startup Bodega was allegedly not being truthful regarding the number of Bay Area boxes they said they have. [BuzzFeed]
• Former Facebook employee sues, says he was discriminated against due to his age. [SF Chronicle] [ABC 10]
• Health Clinic slated to move into affordable Excelsior development might be bounced for Safeway. [SF Examiner]