Communication crises will be a thing of the past.

Has everything you've written lately either been misinterpreted or riddled with errors? It just might be the result of a planetary phenomenon known as Mercury retrograde. According to one astrologer, the planet closest to the Sun appears to move backwards for a few weeks about three to four times each year, throwing people's energies out of whack and leading to miscommunications. (Rude.) Fortunately for all us Earthlings, though, there's an easy solution to surviving these last few days of the current period and all retrogrades to come: an app called Ginger Page.

Available for iOS, Android, Windows, Chrome OS, and Safari, Ginger Page will help you communicate effectively and accurately on all your devices despite the best efforts of the retrograde's disruptive energies. You'll be able to write with total confidence on your phone or computer thanks to the app's grammar checker and sentence rephrase tools, and maybe learn a little something new from its built-in translation tool, dictionary, and personal English language trainer. 

You can even customize your Ginger Page experience using the keyboard design features and a plethora of emoji, asserting total control over your own energies. In other words, step aside, Mercury — there's a new sheriff in town.

Get through this current retrograde period and prep for the next one by downloading a lifetime subscription to Ginger Page Premium now for just $69.99, a 90% discount from its typical price of $748.80.

For a limited time, you can use code BYESUMMER for an additional 15% off this great deal and more. Shop our summer blowout sale here (ends tonight).

Questions about your order? Contact [email protected].

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