As tourists flood into San Francisco for the nearly 50-mile-away Super Bowl, KRON4's Stanley Roberts is ON IT.
Chief among the visitors' crimes: Shameless selfie-taking, stopping in the middle of the road, and using cell phones as they drive. Hey, wait a second! Assholes who live here do that stuff, too! Tourists, they're just like us. (Well, the less mannered among us.)
Oh, except for that guy in the video who picked up that pigeon. Like Stanley says, no one who lives here and sees what those beasts get up to would make that much contact with one of 'em.