- Jay's typically pretty stoic, but I could hear him panicking over this possible loss of this cheeseburger. [SFist]
- Barry Bonds might become a hitting coach for the Miami Marlins. [Associated Press]
- Who needs a Dropcam when you have this terrifying sign? [Capp Street Crap]
- "I’m 21 years old and still a virgin, and I really haven’t gone any further than making out with a boy." [Golden Gate Xpress]
- Gatorade's using the Kezar Pavilion in their new ads, it appears. [Hoodline]
- Thousands lost power in the Bayview Monday night. [KRON4]
- You'll be shocked to hear that "most recent college grads in Silicon Valley come from outside the area." [SF Business Times]
- The Warriors are now an astounding 19-0. [ESPN]
- The mysterious be-wigged prowler we told you about yesterday has been arrested. [ABC7]
- [CBS News] looks into San Quentin's yoga culture.
- Four people have been stabbed in SF in the past week. [SF Examiner]
- High fees from SFPD might be one reason festivals are fleeing SF. [SF Chronicle]
