Who doesn't enjoy recounting the story of a tryst or narrating a strange disaster of same? Indeed, Ingleside police seem to have relished that opportunity in this crime report detailing the arrests of a man and woman foiled in their plans to infiltrate the closed-off lovers lane of Bernal Heights Park's radio tower summit.

The third time was not a charm for two young lovers who wanted to park in a spot with a view of the City. The man and woman decided to consummate their feelings by the Bernal Heights radio tower. However, the road to the tower is protected by a gate thwarting their amorous plans, but only for a short minute. The lovers decided that no gate was going to prevent a wonderful morning so the two, in their Honda Civic, rammed the gate to gain entrance. But the gate didn’t break. So, they backed up and hit the gate a second time and again the gate held tight. The third time, they backed up even farther, and successfully broke open the gate, before speeding up the access road to the top of the hill. All the noise alerted nearby residents and dog walkers who promptly called police. Ingleside Officers Wong and Chang responded and found the couple, and their severely damaged Honda, parked near the radio towers. Both were put in custody and the driver, who didn’t have a valid California license or insurance, was booked for trespassing, vandalism, malicious mischief, and other charges.

The crash took place in the morning hours on March 16th, sometime around 7:20 a.m. per the report. And in some sleuthing from Bernalwood, a witness tells the site that when he confronted the couple, "The driver told me not to call the cops, and said he was Steve Jobs." Talk about thinking different! The two reportedly fled up toward the tower before being taken into custody.

Though neither was hurt, it looks like the lovemobile is going to need some TLC,

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