- Thousands of dollars in fancy-pants shoes have been stolen from a Union Square DSW. [SF Racked]
- Supervisor Yee says tour bus drivers shouldn't be tour guiding and driving. [CBS 5]
- Will Ocean Beach bonfires go up in smoke? [Richmond SF Blog]
- San Francisco’s execrable Archbishop has a new faculty handbook for Catholic schools specifying that extra-marital sex, homosexuality, and pornography are “gravely evil.” [Chron]
- Could this be a self-driving Apple car? Let's guess! [CBS 5]
- The Bay Bridge’s pricy new elevator doesn't work. [Chron]
- A Bay Area anti-violence group is urging Google not to place gun ads on rap videos. [ABC 7]
- Have you read the permissions on your apps? Of course not, and neither had these San Franciscans until they did so on video. [Laughing Squid]
- Traffic cops are cracking down... on pedestrians. [Mission Local]
- And welcome once again to America's most expensive city with a brand-new, record-setting median one bedroom price of $3,410. [Huffpo]