Your San Francisco Giants return to AT&T Park today to take on the D-Backs, starting at 1:35. As of 9:25 AM, I'm seeing little to no orange-and-black attire pouring down Third Street, a far cry from the pageantry in the neighborhood during last year's home opening day. Granted, we're not fresh off a World Series win, but still! And nary a Giants banner in anyone's Eastern SoMa window? Come on, people.

For those of you new to Giants fandom, which might be a good chunk of you since the tech sector has brought in a slew of new residents to the city, here's a handy guide for those new to sweet Giants love. New fans are always welcome. Don't listen to whining natives.

Later today, e.Chang will have the week ahead. And we'll be sure to alert you about any pressing events, special days at the park, or breaking tarragon updates.