- What does "artisanal" mean, anyway? KQED investigates. [KQED]
- Guy Fieri finally bestows Guy Fieri coffee on America. In multiple flavors, even. [InsideScoop]
- After inviting Mayor Lee to hang out on Tuesday, Michelle Obama is in town today to drum up some cash. [CBS5]
- A Recology staffer will get to take home Gem the trash poodle, who is looking much better these days. [BCN/Appeal]
- Bernal's mysterious bikini jogger spotted briefly. [Bernalwood]
- A small child was spotted driving a car through a BART station. [MissionMission]