It is freezing, people. Never before and never again shall we feel such glacial temperatures. Except for tomorrow, which is expected to get even colder. If you can imagine such a plight. Can you imagine such a plight? We cannot. Because the electrical impulses and chemical signals carrying messages to our brain have turned into tiny icicles.

Here in San Francisco we felt temperatures in the low 40s. Staggering. The Chronicle points out that other areas reached even lower numbers, which seems impossible but there you have it. "Santa Rosa hit 27 degrees, as did Woodside. Walnut Creek dipped to 30." This is bedlam.

Be sure to whine about today's chilly weather to your nearest East Coast transplant. It bugs the shit out of them and thus is quite hilarious.

Oh, and wear a scarf. A nice one, preferably.