After news broke this morning that Marin County wants to help eradicate childhood obesity by declaring a Summer without soda, we couldn't help but wonder what other suburban Northern California issues our neighbors on the other side of the Golden Gate could solve with a simple county-wide resolution. We came up with six:

- Zyrtec-Free Spring
- Adultery-Free Weekend
- Chardonnay-Free Tuesdays
- LSD-Free Bob Weir Concert
- Adderall-Free SAT Prep Season
- Xanax-Free Holidays

Just kidding, Marin sounds awesome!

Previously: Marin County Declares 'Soda Free Summer'
'I Want It All Now' 1978 Doc Exposes Marin County's Hedonism