Ha Ha: You Have To Work Today While It's Gorgeous Outside

Cruelty, thy name is a gorgeous Wednesday.

Today is the day we give you permission to defriend and unfollow with impunity anyone who boasts or brags about being outside on this gorgeous April day. Any and all photos of blatant lollygagging and/or frolicking at the park shall be shunned, unshared, and unliked. May a riptide nip at your toes if you dare post evidence of your picturesque day at Ocean Beach.

Temperatures are expected to reach the mid 70s. Record-breaking temps, perhaps. Look back at SFist today, around noon-ish, when we will publish the best places in SF in which to enjoy the outdoors.

Now get back to work.