- Supervisor John Avalos' twitter feed was hacked by people who think Avalos supporters could stand to lose a few pounds. [UptownAlmanac]
- Hunter Pence tells local high schoolers to be cool and quit littering. [BCN/Appeal]
- Bipolar imbibe: The most and least expensive drinks in the Lower Haight. [Haighteration]
- Racism doesn't exist in tech because this white techy millionaire has never seen it. [Gawker]
- Counterfeit credit card artists live it up in San Mateo hotel rooms using stolen plastic. [SFEx]