- Michael Bauer dines with dark chocolate-lover Nancy Pelosi. [Inside Scoop]
- Jenna Jameson will help the Gold Club celebrate 8 years of making rich men's penises erect. [Eater]
- There is only one real "chick car," and that car is the "bitch basket," aka the VW Cabriolet. Learn it, Tom and Ray Magliozzi. [SFGate]
- Rice Paper Scissors ladies star in bánh mì-themed Justin Bieber parody. [Mission Mission]
- How long did this driver park in a bike lane? [Streetsblog]
- And finally, the Star Wars version of "Call Me Maybe." [Daily Clog]
