Oh, this is rich. Ever since foie gras was banned (or "banned") in the state of California on July 1, a smattering of animal rights activists, it seems, have since harassed Mission District ice creamery Humphry Slocombe to make certain that they have stopped selling their decadent foie gras ice cream sandwich.

Humphry Slocombe's response to the anti-foie grasians has been as follows:

Ha! Now someone call to see what they say when you ask if they sell Gold Medal Ribbon.