Two horrible teenagers were arrested for robbing a woman at Dolores Park this week. Mission Local reports: "A 39-year-old woman was sitting at a park bench when an 18-year-old male suspect approached her and put a knife next to her. A second male suspect, 17, approached the victim and demanded her cellphone, which she gave to them."

The cretins fled on foot, but were later apprehended by the fuzz.