- Tim League, the founder of Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Austin, takes us inside the New Mission Theater, which (as you know) will become a 5-screen cinema under the Alamo Drafthouse banner. [Drafthouse] via [MissionLocal]
- Attention, Oaklanders: There's an 18-wheel condom truck headed your way. [EBX]
- Heads up: the "duck fries" at Incanto are actually testicles. [NBCBayArea]
- Controversy! Obama's Dim Sum joint still serves shark fin. [Chron]
- This exists: a "Mission Burrito" Denim Jacket. [UptownAlmanac]
- Senior couple kicked off Muni for not producing proper ID. No one is spared the wrath of Muni fare enforcers. [SFEx]