Gratuitously coiffed marijuana connoisseur and two-time Cy Young award winner Tim Lincecum has reportedly agreed to a two-year deal with the San Francisco Giants worth $40.5 million, thus validating the hopes and dreams of little league Mitch Kramers everywhere. Lincecum, who might now be the most well-paid 27 year old in San Francisco, apparently turned down the team's offer of a 5-year, $100 million deal.

According to the anonymous source who leaked the details of the verbal agreement to the Associated Press today, Lincecum will get a $500,000 signing bonus, $18 million for the 2012 season and another $22 million in 2013. It's not the $21.5 million he was asking for a few weeks back, but one could still do a lot of damage at the Vapor Room with an $18 million salary. He'll be back up for free agency after 2013.

[CSNBayArea]
[CBS]