Sob. Maybe it's the simple, lonely cartoon boat, but color us touched. See, this guy or gal needs your help -- specifically, he or she needs your garage to build a boat in an effort to fix a shattered heart (aw). Also, he or she wants you to come along for the nautical ride (hmm). We've contacted the sad maritime lad via the email address on this flier found in Hayes Valley, and we'll update with more as soon as we hear back. Until then... stay strong.