Who was celebrating what: An astounding 700+ people littered Union Square last Thursday to celebrate the Broadway-bound musical of Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City now playing at the American Conservatory Theater.
Number of people pictured in this week's Miss Bigelow's Social City: 93
Minority count: 6
Getty vs Traina: 0 - 0 (WHAT?!)
Number of people whom we recognize: 6 (Mayor Ed Lee, Armistead Maupin, Jake Sheers, scribe Robert Mailer Anderson, Judy Kaye, SF Chronicle Editor Frank Vega Ward Bushee, Laura Linney)
Vanessa Getty appearances: 0
The scene: Gay, Maupin, parody of San Francisco, rain, ruffles
Wearing too much clothing: Robert Mailer Anderson, "Tales" actors Wesley Taylor and Patrick Lane
Butterfly appliqués on First Lady Anita Lee's gown: 2
Ties, bow ties, furs: 11, 18, 0
Tribute to the Artful Dodger: composer Jake Shears
Pissed at having to pose next to a meth-inspired peacock-feathered headdress: Carlotta Dathe
Sly parody of Bravo's Real Housewives franchise: Michelle Skeen
Obvious sartorial nod to Gertrude Stein: Former ACT Executive Director Heather Kitchens
Visibly homosexual: 93 (give or take)
Best hair: Carey Perloff
Best dressed: Jennifer Morris
Worst dressed: Sister T'aint A. Virgin