Who was celebrating what: An astounding 700+ people littered Union Square last Thursday to celebrate the Broadway-bound musical of Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City now playing at the American Conservatory Theater.

Number of people pictured in this week's Miss Bigelow's Social City: 93

Minority count: 6

Getty vs Traina: 0 - 0 (WHAT?!)

Number of people whom we recognize: 6 (Mayor Ed Lee, Armistead Maupin, Jake Sheers, scribe Robert Mailer Anderson, Judy Kaye, SF Chronicle Editor Frank Vega Ward Bushee, Laura Linney)

Vanessa Getty appearances: 0

The scene: Gay, Maupin, parody of San Francisco, rain, ruffles

Wearing too much clothing: Robert Mailer Anderson, "Tales" actors Wesley Taylor and Patrick Lane

Butterfly appliqués on First Lady Anita Lee's gown: 2

Ties, bow ties, furs: 11, 18, 0

Tribute to the Artful Dodger: composer Jake Shears

Pissed at having to pose next to a meth-inspired peacock-feathered headdress: Carlotta Dathe

Sly parody of Bravo's Real Housewives franchise: Michelle Skeen

Obvious sartorial nod to Gertrude Stein: Former ACT Executive Director Heather Kitchens

Visibly homosexual: 93 (give or take)

Best hair: Carey Perloff

Best dressed: Jennifer Morris

Worst dressed: Sister T'aint A. Virgin