Yeah, we're totally going to this. Whatever. Shut up. When Prince Williams marries Kate Middleton next week, Gilt City and 7x7 will host a party honoring elite British matrimony at the Palace Hotel. (Yeah, we watched the Lifetime movie, too. And what?) Come on, the entire world will be wondering -- the important parts of the world, anyway -- if Middleton's dress will outshine Princess Diana's 25-foot train wedding gown. Don't you want to be in a state of glamour and/or glitz upon the big reveal? Of course you do.
The Royal Wedding Party at the Palace Hotel will feature footage provided by NBC Bay Area. They will show a collection of pre-taped wedding highlights on a large screen in the Ralston Ballroom and will also have some periodic check-ins that will be broadcast live from the event. There will be passed breakfast bites and then a breakfast served with some... cocktails. And what better way to forget that the British monarchy system continues to put a financial strain on taxpayers than by getting tipsy during breakfast.
What: Royal Wedding at The Palace
When: Friday, 4/29
When: 8:30 Registration and Hors d'oeuvres
9:00 Breakfast Seating
9:30 Wedding Highlights
Cost: $45 per person (Gilt City SF is offering at $45 per couple)
Pst, Gilt City is like Groupon, but for very, very expensive tastes. Have at it if your wallet bulges at the seams.