Who was celebrating what: San Francisco society, investors, politicians and other notables came out to AT&T Park to celebrate the season home opener in exclusivity and style. For many said notables, this was the first and last game they will attend for the entire season.

Cost of one-game rental of a 16-person "luxury suite" at AT&T Park: $2,000-$4,000

Number of people pictured in this week's Miss Bigelow's Social City: 57

Minority count: 6

Getty vs Traina: 2 - 0

Number of people whom we recognize: Giants CEO Bill Neukom, Brian Wilson, Former SF Mayor Frank Jordan, Ann and Gordon Getty, City Attorney Dennis Herrera, SFPD Chief turned DA George Gascon, Charlotte Shultz, Bevan Dufty, Sean Elsbernd

Mercifully absent images of Vanessa Getty for she's too elegantly rad to attend a chaotic and brutish sporting event: 27

Images that need Vanessa Getty: 0

The scene: club level, privare boxes, Giants awesomeness, orange ties

Visibly homosexual: 2 (4, if you want to assume hardcore female Giants fans are secretly Sapphic, which is just fine with us.)

Wearing too much clothing: 2, Ned Topham, Jr. and hot daddy Christopher Moscone

Greatest name ever: Giants executive Staci Slaughter

Ties, bow ties, furs: 8, 1, 0

Moments away from starring in a Florida retirement community production of Chicago: Ann Caen and Protocol Chief Charlotte Shultz

Best hair: George Gascon

Best dressed: Mamma Getty (authentic orange pashmina and a kicky pompom!)

Worst dressed: Orange and black aren't the greatest combo, so we'll call it a tie

Home opener score: 5-4, Giants win

[SFGate]