• Yelpers scolded for their voraciousness at Yelp-sponsored Elite parties. Waiters everywhere fear for their fingers. [Eater]
• San Francisco has more "structurally deficient" bridges than any other Bay Area locale, it's a miracle the 3rd Street bridge hasn't just fallen in to McCovey Cove yet. [BCN/SFAppeal]
• From subcommittee to committee, the Twitter Tax break marches on, to be discussed before the Budget and Finance Committee this morning. [Chron]
• 5th Wave coffee will be illegally importing Weasel coffee from Vietnam for sale at pop-up coffee shops. [MissionMission]
• What are all those explosions in the Tenderloin after dark? Sometimes it's just fireworks. [TheTender]
• Sex abuse allegations hit a Sunset District Catholic priest more than 30 years later. [Chron]
• In sleepy Redwood City, a 14-year-old girl escapes a kidnapping attempt. The would-be abductor is still at large. [CBSLocal]