If Barry "(*)" Bonds heads to jail for lying to a grand jury about steroid use, this guy will have nothing more to do with baseball. OK? (For those of you keeping up, Bonds claims he thought he was being smeared with some sort of flaxseed oil, not a steroids-lascerdf ointment. Which: what? If you've ever used flaxseed on even a semi-regular basis, you'll know that, unless you crap out a lung and half your intestinal tract during potty time, you're not on flax seed.) During today's jury selection, supporter Allen Jones waited for Barry Bonds to arrive at the federal courthouse in San Francisco with the following message.

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