It's St. Patrick's Day, so everyone gets a free pass for being drunk at an inappropriately early hour. And while you're out there hopping from a stereotypically named Irish bar to an unnecessarily crowded Irish bar, why not play along with our Everyone's Irish Bingo? Because if we can't pinch people, we might as well heckle them. Bonus points if you get the diagonal with Chris Daly and an IRA Member.

Created by our pals at Chicagoist, but appropriately adapted by us for some local flair.