• Cheeky tips for surviving a big earthquake or any other disaster. [40 Going On 28]

• You guessed it. Lots and lots of tsunami coverage. [SFGate, Ex, CBS 5]

• Want to help quake victims? Bay Area humanitarian groups seek donations for disaster response. [Examiner]

• Pierogi party, anyone? [Mission Mission]

• Melissa Griffin and Beth Spotswood smash your funny bone to dust with another episode of Necessary Conversation. [NecCon]

• Block party planned on anniversary of Berkeley homicide. Huh. OK then. [Berkeleyside]

• Castro gets a parklet in front of the unfortunately named Squat & Gobble. [Eater]