Esty has some keen jewelry to brighten and bruise your holiday season. Take, for example, this Golden Gate Bridge Three Finger Brass, perfect for any guy or gal or MS-13 member ready to jump you into the family. The ring is cut from 3mm black acrylic and the iconic design sticks up about 0.9" from your fingers.

The Golden Gate Three Finger Brass costs a jawbone-shatteringly cheap $15.

Violent-themed gifts not your thing? (Pft.) Then, how about Esty's San Francisco Skyline Acrylic Necklace? It's frighteningly adorable. And, you'll be the envy of friends and relatives who live in lesser Bay Area towns. "Why don't I live there? God, my life sucks," they'll bemoan.

The pendent is cut from 3mm black acrylic and runs around 5" wide. It hangs from a silver-plated chain approximately 20" in total length. It costs $24.

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