Breaking gastronomic news you need to hear at once: Papalote just went online with their famed salsa. Yes, in addition to it hitting store shelves, you can now purchase jar after jar of Papalote Roasted Tomato Salsa on the web. There is a God.

How did it get so popular? Because it's good, that's why. How much will these jars of amber-hued gold cost? Behold.

  • 1 Jar of Papalote Roasted Tomato Salsa: $6.99
  • 3 Jars of Papalote Roasted Tomato Salsa: $15.99
  • Monthly Shipment of 3 Jars of Papalote Roasted Tomato Salsa: $299.99

We bet it tastes even better with melted cubes of Velveeta tossed into it (à la Rotel Cheese), but, shhh, you didn't hear that from us.

What's more, it would make a great gift for the holiday season. Visit PapaloteSalsa.com for more details.

Thanks for the tip, Dave!