So, apparently the Weekly let an intern loose on the All Shook Down blog or something, and they give us (we shit you not) The Top 8 Songs to Listen to During the Next Earthquake. We won't infuriate you with all 8 of the selections, but above is #7, Carole King's classic "I Feel the Earth Move" -- a fairly obvious choice, sure. And we will tell you that #3 is "Little Earthquakes" by Tori Amos. We'd encourage you all to reference this post on all y'alls Tumblrs and Facebook pages the next time we do have a serious earthquake, and, you know, people DIE and stuff.
We'd also like to suggest a few more YouTube-heavy listicles for All Shook Down in the coming weeks, and encourage you to come up with a few of your own in the comments. How about:
Top 6 Songs to Listen to While You're Being Assaulted
10 Great Tunes to Get You Through Your Next Virulent Staph Infection
5 Songs to Enjoy While a Loved One Dies a Slow and Phlegm-Filled Death
Top 8 Songs to Listen to While Punching Yourself in the Face
7 Classic Tracks to Accompany Your Next Genital Mutilation
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