We here at SFist are ever the fans of civilized disagreement, and we shun all public meetings that devolve into crazy rantings by over-loud complainants, and/or shouting matches. But we just might have to show up at Mission High School tonight at 6 p.m. to watch the battle to the death between hipsters, parents, angry neighbors and the like over how Dolores Park has become too big of a sloppy party for its own good.

Now, a few choice quotes, via Mission Local, from both sides of the issue, which include several neighborhood splinter groups named Dolores Park Works, SafeCleanGreen, and the Dolores Heights Improvement Club:

"The park is dying from overuse and abuse." — Deborah Bueti, a teacher at Everett Middle School who's lived nearby for 19-years, member of SafeCleanGreen.

"...That’s to say nothing of other problems like public drunkenness and urination, cigarette butts blanketing the turf, broken glass." -- Gideon Kramer, founder of SafeCleanGreen.

"I want to be able to go to the park and do whatever it is I want to do in the park for as long as I want to do it…. Be responsibly irresponsible and leave no trace, those are our goals as an organization." — Crystal Vann Wallstrom, who opposes the new police enforcement.

"No matter what we do, somebody’s upset. We have to try to strike a happy medium while assuring citizens are safe while they’re using Dolores Park." — Mission station Police Captain Greg Corrales.

"It’s never going to be the quiet little Victorian oasis [the neighbors] want it to be." — Robert Brust, member of the Dolores Heights Improvement Club.