Former Alaska Governor cum Vice Presidential candidate and current motivational speaker, Sarah Palin, has officially endorsed disgraced Hewlett-Packard executive Carly Fiorina in the GOP's Senate primary in California. Although she knows little about California -- other than it being the land of fruits and nuts -- Palin describes Fiorina as "a fiscal conservative who believes that when government grows, the private sector shrinks under the burden of debt." And if there's one thing Fiorina knows of, it's shrinking things in the private sector -- i.e., jobs. [via CBS 5]