Well, now we've heard everything.

Tonight, where SOMA meets the Mission, there will be a LGBT Center shopping party at -- get this -- the Sports Basement in SOMA. Crazy! But seriously, folks, between 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. tonight shoppers will receive a sweet 15% discount off of Sports Basement's prices along with donating 5% of your purchases to the LGBT Community Center. Think of all the money you will save on stuff like, uh, medicine balls and gym shorts. Yay sports!

Oh, and best of all, free food and drinks will be provided.

What: Sports Basement LGBT Center Shopping Party
When: September 9, Wednesday, 6 to 9 p.m.
Where: San Francisco Sports Basement, 1590 Bryant\
Information: 415-575-3000