Self-consciously insane Nancy Pelosi opponent, Cindy Sheehan, is running for US Congress. Or something. Yeah, we kind of forgot about that as well. Most likely, she won't stand a chance of winning over the more powerful and controversial Pelosi. But, by God, her plunk, spunk, and phobia to hair conditioner will keep her in the public eye after tomorrow.

Alas.

But just how and where will Sheehan bring back her disenfranchised-fetishism shtick? After the jump, take our poll to find out.