Pssst: Huge Party in the Castro Tonight

Call in sick tomorrow, call your friends, and call your dealer. The Castro, it seems, will be one big party masquerading as as "participatory democracy" tonight. According to the secret, secret press release, tonight the "world will be focused upon our community ... [i]n recognition of the historic nature of this election." So historic and critical that "DJs David Harness, Liam Shy, and friends, will be serving up the beats to move your feet." Brilliant. See you in bathroom line, boys. (Valleywag)